Monday, November 24, 2008

Ya gotta pay the troll-toll, to get in that boys hole...?

ha ha...I can't stop quoting last weeks Always Sunny in Philadelphia's season finale...it was absolutely incredible...extremely inappropriate...but hysterical...i honestly don't know how they think of material for the show, but whoever is in charge is a genius b/c I have yet to be disappointed...the reinvention of the Day-man vs. Night-man saga continues, this time acted out by the gang. If you don't remember Day, and Night-man...they were introduced in season 3 when the Gang starts a band...and write a song which makes it into the musical Charlie makes in the season 4 finale...it'll get stuck in your head for weeks...I guarantee it...




here's the lyrics to one of the songs in the music...

"Day Man" - by the Electric Dream Machine

Day Man
Fighter of the Night Man
Champion of the sun
You're a master of karate
And friendship for everyone

Day Man (Aah-aah-aah)
Fighter of the Night Man (Aah-aah-aah)
Champion of the sun (Aah-aah-aah)
You're a master of karate
And friendship for everyone (repeat)

here's a shitty clip from their band...but here are the lyrics in case you wanna sing along with Charlie..

"Nightman"- the Electric Dream Machine

Night Man, sneaky and mean
Spider inside my dreams
I think I love you

You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you
Night Man

Every night you come into my room
And pin me down with your strong arms
You pin me down, and I try to fight you
You come inside me
You fill me up
And I become the Night Man...

It's just 2 men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it's just right
It's just 2 men sharing each other
It's just 2 men like loving brothers

One on top and one on bottom
One inside and one is out
One is screaming, he's so happy
The other's screamin' a passionate shout

It's the Night Man
I'm feeling so wrong and right, man
I'm feeling so wrong and right, man

I can't fight you, man
When you come inside me
And pin me down with your strong hands
And I become the Night...
The passionate, passionate Night Man






here's a teaser to make you wanna watch Always Sunny in Philadelphia




In other news...Drive By just played a show in Hoboken, NJ...its was a fun night fill with rock and roll and karate, for everyone...we unleashed a new cover that we've kept hidden for sometime now and Hoboken no longer exists...the whole place blew up, mid-encore...all that was left were four strapping young men...those men...DRIVE BY...sorry about the wreckage and debris...that's my oops...but i guess it's true what they say...you can't bottle up that much awesome into one city and not have it combust into awesomeness clouds of great...that's what they say ya know...El Bandito told me that...he saw it on the news i think...anyways..thanks to everyone who came out to the show and hung out and danced...I'm gonna go check out the 2-hour episode of '24' that i missed b/c i was kickin some ass in hoboken...i heard it was good and my bro DVRed it for me...so if you need me, I'll be in my cave...i also kinda wanna see yesterday's NY JETS game...J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS! ....congrats to them for man-handling the Tennessee Titans...if you didn't know the Titans were undefeated until the Jets went to their house and slapped their mama's around...34-13 was the score...rock on NY...

see y'all soon...

PS...is it weird that i started reading 'Twilight'?

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Danny Partridge...you're my hero...

i'm watching a documentary on Danny Bonaduce...he's an incredible person...he's had a messed up life for sure...but he doesn't hide it...he's not in denial...he just said, "ya know those situations you get in, where you say to yourself 'this will be funny in 20 years'? well I was in those situations and I thought they were funny then" ...he was talking about life after the Partridge Family when he was homeless and living next to a dumpster in LA off Hollywood Blvd and he would sign autographs...homeless...the celebrity tour buses would stop by his dumpster and point him out as part of their tour...and he laughed at the whole situation...he's my hero...at rock bottom the dude is still making the best of it...he's such an awesome character...i just love how honest he is..he's a real dude...

i'm psyched for our show on Sunday (nov. 23rd) at Maxwells in Hoboken, NJ ...you comin? let me know...

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Pa-pa...Pants Man!!!

OK...enough about my political views...and yours...I'm not over it, but, i hate to talk about Religion, Politics, and Yo Mama...b/c there is no winner...i like to win...that's why i always make bets with my boy Boobie...b/c he's stubborn and is generally wrong ha ha...he's gonna kill me for saying that...not b/c I'm talking smack..but mainly b/c EVERYONE is gonna start betting him on everything and he's gonna lose tons of money...

My brother, Mike, and I were bored last night and he found this Japanese 'toilet training' video...it's absolutely amazing and now I don't make wee-wee piss-piss in my diapers anymore...i use a big toilet with a face that talks to me...watch the whole video..the end is classic but you need the build-up to make it worth your while...

check it




what did you think?

remember...Maxwell's in Hoboken, NJ on November 23rd...www.maxwellsnj.com for info on the Drive By show...be there...or be square...

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Thank you 'biggest fan' for your feedback...read it fully

This is a response to a comment i received...


"Obama isn't paying their bills like he said he would"


So you know what’s going to happen in the future? You know for a fact that Obama isn’t going to follow through with what he’s said?
i've watched interviews of people who voted for Obama...people actually think that Obama is gonna pay their bills, and childcare...he's not...that's not in the president's job description...and yes...i KNOW for a fact that he will NOT be able to pay everyones bills...that's just ridiculous...
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"but so did Hitler"

You just compared a man who wants to help this country in ways that he knows how to a man that killed over 6 million people based on their religion, physical disabilities, and their jobs. I fail to see the connection there.
you obviously know NOTHING about history..maybe you haven't gotten to that part in school...you'll get there though...soon enough...the Germans were in crisis and Hitler promised to pull Germany out of their depression..they believed everything he said...hence the ability to rise to power and lead his German's to war...the connection is that people blindly followed promises...without asking questions...I'm not saying Obama is gonna murder everyone...I'm saying no one questioned Obama, much like Hitler's rise to power...

"he somehow resembles George W. Bush? is THAT racist?"

No. The ways in which he resembles Bush are in the way he voted on subjects. The majority of the time, him and Bush were in agreement. People were ready to have Bush out of office, and McCain was not that difference that they wanted. And how is McCain and Bush voting the same way being racist?
McCain and Bush are not the same guy...they voted on a lot of things b/c they believe in America...Bush, believe it or not has protected this country for 7 years after 9-11...or did you forget? that we were attacked...guess so...most people did...it's OK...do you know each thing that they voted on in the same manner? i don't personally, but I'm sure Obama would've voted the same way in a bunch of em...the war on Iraq is 1 subject...and 'my opinion' is that the war is necessary...i respect your father for being in the military...i have and have lost friends due to there involvement in the war...they enlisted to protect this country and they ALL believe in what they're doing...but everyone has a different view...i don't hate you for yours...but we don't share the same views...i sure as hell don't think it would be effective to wave a white flag...and yes if i hear 'we can't elect another old white man into office', i believe that to be a racist statement (coming from anyone from any race) you're taking my words and taking them out of context...you sound like the media...it's pretty impressive...



"and people only dislike Palin b/c of her accent, and the fact that Tina Fay can look identical to her and make herself look stupid"

No, Tina Fey did not make Palin look like an idiot. She did that to herself, Fey just made it a bit funnier.

Have you seen Palin's thoughts on foreign policy?
She thinks that just because she lives in Alaska it better qualifies her to understand it.
i personally don't think she looks like an idiot...i don't see where you're getting any of that from...that's an opinion on her character...not fact...and do tell me...which parts of her foreign policy do you not like? or is it just that she's from Alaska?

'Guiliani of the way North West'
This I don’t know anything about. But I also don’t live in the northwest.
And I looked it up, and if you were talking about Rudy Giuliani, you spelled his name wrong.
my blogs are all typed as thoughts...my spelling is sometimes overlooked...leave it to me to be spell-checked by a 9th grader...she actually cleaned up corrupt politicians in Alaska...much like Giuliani cleaned up New York...i personally believe Giuliani would've been the best president in this election...but his views on abortion didn't hold up as a republican candidate this time around...BUT he would've been somewhere on the McCain team..when you elect a president you elect a team..or did you not learn that yet in school?


"Mr. Barrack's"
Maybe you aren’t happy about it, but he is now the president of the country you are a citizen of. At least spell his name correctly

once again..thanks for the spell check...



When you make claims about someone, you need to make sure you have legit sources for all of this.
And I know that some of this is opinion. But some is fact and can be backed.

all of this is opinion based on facts...this blog is not meant to stir fights...it's meant for me to get my thoughts out...you can read or you can close the website...that's up to you...i could've deleted your comment...instead i read it and responded with my thoughts...that's why I'm here...thank you for reading and i hope my views on the President don't discourage you from reading...i love feedback...thank you again...


Now, everything I just told you came from a 15 year old who never really followed each candidate because I can’t vote. But I have defended both parties from various parties, so I have at least an idea about what’s going on.


And just to throw in some of my opinion. I did choose who I supported for selfish reasons. Obama said he would put a plan to take troops from Iraq. While I don’t know for fact that he will do this, I put my faith in the fact that he would. But if McCain had said that he would take troops out ASAP, I would have supported him in an instant.
I do not want to see my dad going back to the Middle East to fight a war that I don’t know why we are fighting.
Its time for innocent people on both sides of the war to stop dying for un-justified reasons

Tell your dad that I thank him for what he's doing...and I send support...Drive By and I support our troops to the fullest...stay safe

Danny Fitz

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

"I'm sorry that I kinda laughed...at the sparks that spread the flames..." - Less Than Jake


if you ask me...the biggest losers in this past election are the insane Obama supporters...the loons that you would see plastering they're kids with Obama buttons and pins and repainting their houses in the cute little NOT-SO-HEALTHY-FOR-THE-EARTH signs that you see on every corner as you drive through Jersey City...it's ridiculous...there's not just one...there's thousand in EVERYONE's yard...well not only do they hafta clean up the complete mess they made of there city...but...now, what the hell are they gonna do with their worthless lives? they've spent the past year and a half devoted to forcing Obama-talk into unrelated convos in coffee shops all over the United States...and now that Obama won the election...what's next...Obama will not need their dumb asses for four years when America is in the midst of another civil war...when people realize they got shafted and Obama isn't paying their bills like he said he would, or affordable healthcare for their families(the kind you hafta 'pick a number' and wait on a list months long just to get a checkup and the doctors are substandard [it'll be like the DMV]), like he said he would...or so that's what they thought he was saying, but he didn't really say anything except 'change' and 'hope'...genius...you say positive words over and over, pretty soon people will believe them...they were voting for 'change' after all...right? i'm not knocking peoples vote...if Obama's plans will legit help you then, great...you got your vote...but...i hope to God that you did your research on him...and you're getting exactly what you wanted...bc he's about to tax the shit out of hard working Americans...i personally believe you shouldn't vote for selfish gain though...you should vote for what's best for the country...Obama is not the best thing for this country...he's a great speaker and he swayed the vote of a nation...but so did Hitler, he was a great speaker too...in the time of need, in Germany, Hitler got up and promoted 'change' and 'hope' in a time of crisis...just remember too...if there was a sex scandal, a presidential candidate would be questioned on his morals and most likely lose an election...we almost impeached a president for that...but for some reason 'sketchy' terrorist links and family ties are nothing to mark as something to look into anymore...how about the Muslim extremist cult that Obama belongs too...or belonged to...i'm not saying that as if being a muslim is a bad thing...but i'm pretty sure the media NEVER questioned it...
so, when the next attack on the U.S. comes...you're gonna wish you had someone to protect you...and it sure as hell isn't gonna be the dude in the office come January who wants to take away your right to bear arms...and i don't mean big hairy arms, with sweet claws used to catch salmon swimming up river...as you can tell i feel America has let America down this election...but i'm gonna move on...probably move in with some friends in England or maybe Australia...anyone got a couch...and i'm gonna play acoustic shows with Todd for the next four years while he rubs it in my face that the old white man didn't win the election and we now have our first pop-n-lockin prez ever...i don't know if you saw him dance on the Ellen show? but he cannot...John McCain at least has an excuse for not being a good dancer...he got the shit kicked out of him by the Vietnamese when he was a POW...prisoner of war...they beat him to near death because they wanted information about the U.S.'s plans...he said nothing...he protected the country then...what makes you think he wouldn't now? he's a real American Hero...and America proved that all they need is a diva with a sweet catch phrase, this election turned into 'American Idol'...but McCain...you need change?...then apparently you can't have him as president...because he somehow resembles George W. Bush? is THAT racist? that's the answer i've been getting from people...they don't want 'another' Bush in the White House...McCain is nothing like Bush...he's as close to a Democrat as you can get without being one...he was actually gonna run third party years back...and who was his VP running mate gonna be? oh yea, Biden...he didn't end up running but Biden thought there wasn't a better man for the job...and people only dislike Palin b/c of her accent, and the fact that Tina Fay can look identical to her and make herself look stupid...if you ask me, she's hot and she completely cleaned up corruption in Alaskian politics...but you wouldn't know anything about the 'Guiliani of the way North West', bc you just blindly followed Mr. Barrack's words into thinking she wasn't qualified to lead the country...she was running for VP...Obama was the presidential candidate and he's not ready to lead a country...if something happens to him, just know that Biden openly admitted that he sure as hell wasn't ready to run the country, he actually stated that Hilary would have been a much better running mate for Obama b/c he wasnt qualified...AND Biden also backed McCain...weird how things work out...

anyways...i'm sick of politics...i hope Obama solves all your problems...because that's what he promised you..and we gotta deal with his socialist views for four years...


on an awesome-er note ...Todd and I just rocked an acoustic show in Trenton, NJ for WTSR radio at the College of New Jersey...it was sweet as hell...first though we got there 2 hours early...and didn't know where to go so we figured driving around the campus would work and maybe we'd see a sign for the building we needed...quickly after making a turn down an alleyway the road turned to a wide sidewalk and we were now traveling through crowds of student walking to and from class...at first we just figured they were in the street..and then we realized we were cruisin on the sidewalk...everyone was lookin at us funny...so now two random dudes in a white saturn SUV are tearin it up through the sidewalks of the school drawing TONS of attention, we find an exit...lucky for us there was a police officer at the exit of this sidewalk...he quickly jumped out of his car screaming for us to pull over and he ran up to the car..we KNEW we were done...Johnny Law had finally caught up to Fitzy and the Todd Bandit...el Bandito they call him in parts of Mexico and North Dakota...this guy looked like he was gonna ream us one...so he took my info and went back to the car...we could see students walking by talking about us, "those are those sexy dudes who were speeding through campus, i think one of em is el Bandito from Cancun" no joke someone said that...Todd heard it...i did not...come to think of it...i think he gave himself the name 'el Bandito' and told everyone to use it...anyways...we got soooooo lucky and the cop played guitar and we chatted about guitars and the show and poof...he disappeared...not really, he gave me my liscense back and told me to stay off the sidewalk...we did not have any encounters with Johnny Law until 5 mins before our show...he showed up!!!! he wanted to see us play so we gave him a cd...how badass are we...we turn the law onto ourside...this is not the first time we got a police officer to come a show...the first time was in australia...we get questioned by an airport cop...and the next day when we came back through that city, guess who was front row at the festival...my homeboy the Aussie P.O. ...yea i know...i'm great...




um...what else...election coverage, the acoustic show...oh yea...two days ago i got the first half of a root canal done...major suck... i finish up on tuesday...gonna be tons of fun...i'm sleepy...gnite neverland...


Danny Fitz...